Echelle de villejuif

L’échelle de Villejuif – l’unité du malaise

Si tu as vu la vidéo sur le malaise insupportable du carrefour de Villejuif, alors tu peux comprendre assez rapidement ce qu’est l’échelle de Villejuif

Tous les malaises ne sont pas égaux, pour la personne qui regarde, on peut aller du simple grincement de dents jusqu’à la fuite pure et simple le plus loin possible de l’écran projetant la vidéo provoquant le dit malaise

Heureusement, pour évaluer la qualité d’un malaise, nos amis du 18-25 de JVC ont établi une échelle du malaise, permettant d’établir le niveau de difficulté de visionnage de la vidéo par le visiteur.

L’échelle à 13 niveaux, par exemple, le bide magistral sur scène de Chrystelle Canals, n’obtient qu’un 5 sur 13 sur l’échelle du malaise de Villejuif.

Snoop Doggy Dogg quant à lui, obtient un honorable 9 en malaisance

Laura, la victime d’ALICIA DURAND  score un niveau 11 (sous-titré exceptionnel) sur le wiki de jvflux.

La nécessité d’une nouvelle échelle ?

Depuis peu, l’échelle à été utilisée et ré-utilisée pour qualifier tout et n’importe quoi, perdant ainsi son authenticité, et les spécialistes en Malaisologie s’interrogent :

Faut-t-il établir une nouvelle échelle du malaise ? 

Une proposition de nouvelle échelle datant du 21 octobre 2016 est actuellement visible sur le wiki: 

Le 12 septembre 2016 , l’echelle Villejuif est devenu obselete vu sa reprise en mass par les youtubeurs et leur viewvers . Une échelle adapté au 18-25 est donc née . Elle a était inauguré par le forumeur PluieDeCapote et est repris par le forum depuis . Cependant , l’unité de mesure n’étant plus « l’echelle » mais l’indice . Un indice 0.1 FH correspondra à un malaise assez faible , contrairement à ceux avoisinant les 1.0 FH qui seront psycologiquement insupportable . Cet indice tiens son nom du forumeur FoutreHumide , connu sur le 18-25 pour créer de puissant malaise en racontant la blague de Ruquier dans des endroits peuplés . On retiendra notamment sa video du Ru qui a dépassé sans difficulté le malaise provoqué par Carrefout Villejuif

N’ayant pas d’avis sur ce sujet, je vous laisse me convaincre dans les commentaires de la nécessité ou non de changer l’échelle de Vilejuif

Tu veux plus de malaise ? Le VRAI malaise ?
Je te conseille le spectacle de Kev Adams 😉 :

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